PD 9 TotH Menswear

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-Olive Green canvas jacket with safari-style inspired snakeskin shoulder cover, epaulet on left shoulder with brass buttons (green buttons on front are painted brass) ($99 bajillion dollars)
-Chino one-shouldered vest with irregular flap and leather straps ($9.7 quadruptillion dollars)
-Cream long sleeved layering shirt (soft cotton) ($17)
-Navy blue short sleeve tee with modified mandarin collar ($your dignity)
-Grey jeans with dark grey denim "zebra stripes" sewn on top (17 asian elephant tusks)
-Suede boots with lambswool lining and leather straps ($300)
-Green nylon and astrakhan duffel with leather handles ($$$)
-Leopard fur bikini-wearing fangirls (you can't buy love, obvi)